Trade War Looms: Germany Leads EU 'Bazooka' Response to US Greenland Pressure

The diplomatic standoff over Greenland has escalated into a full-blown economic confrontation. In a bold move, Germany has rallied the European Union to prepare a massive retaliatory trade package—dubbed the "Trade Bazooka"—should the United States proceed with punitive tariffs.

Berlin Takes the Helm

German Chancellor Friedrich Merz, speaking from Brussels, declared that Europe "will not be bullied." The proposed package targets key US exports to the EU, including technology, agriculture, and automotive sectors. This marks a significant shift in German foreign policy, moving from cautious diplomacy to assertive economic defense.

"The purchase of Greenland is not a real estate deal; it is a violation of sovereignty," a German government spokesperson stated. "If the US administration uses tariffs as a weapon to force this sale, Europe has a bazooka of its own ready to fire."

Economic Fallout

Economists warn that a transatlantic trade war could trigger a global recession in 2026. German manufacturers, already grappling with high energy costs, are nervous but supportive of the strong stance.

"We need certainty," said the head of the German Industry Association (BDI). "But we also need respect. A trade war helps no one, but capitulation is not an option."

The Road Ahead

Diplomatic channels remain open, with high-level talks scheduled in Washington later this week. However, the unveiling of the "Trade Bazooka" signals that the EU is prepared for the worst-case scenario. The world watches as two economic giants stare each other down over an island of ice.